I spent last week with my family in Galveston. I was really needing a break and was looking forward to some time away at the shore. Just getting back this weekend, I’m not so sure what I had last week would be considered a vacation.
Let first talk about the diggs. Studio condo with a one full size bed and one pull out couch. Now envision a four year old and a 16 month old in that room with their parents for one solid week. It made the drive there seem like a dream. I’m touching, I’m running, I’m bonking my head, I’m crying, repeat.
Why must my daughter touch absolutely everything? Why is the cooler the best thing ever created since the box or paper sack? Also, did you know that pool toys are not just for the pool? Two word: water weenie.
BTW, being on the 12th floor with balcony seems like a good idea except the fact was that we had to keep the door shut at all times to get our kids from doing something dumb out there. Hey daddy, look at me, no hands.
Now keep in mind we had a kitchenette, so we could cook many of our own meals. That actually means access to snacks is a 24/7 experience. I want some snack, can I have a snack, is it time for snack. The best thing about the making our own food is having to eat out every meal out with two kiddos which would have been demoralizing. Best part of this setup was that adult beverages were always within reach. Score one for daddy!
Who knew that wet clothes from kids could stink that badly? Now I’ve played team sports for most of my life and a pile of wet bathing suits takes just a few hours to smell like my lacrosse equipment from a season of sweating and hanging out in my athletic bag. Kelli doesn’t really know how to handle the smell very well. Think jock strap. I recommend burning the items and getting a priest out a proper exorcism. Bring plenty of swim suits because kids are completely incapable of putting on a wet one, even if you are just about to get back in the pool, where it is clearly wet.
Pool time was generally good, except getting over the death grip that my son has developed since last year’s trip to Galveston. I had to pull some Jedi mind trick on him. “Jake, just trust the floatees.” I didn’t start talking like Yoda. Once the initial uncomfortable moments, the kids rocked the pool. In fact, I really enjoyed just throwing them around.
Finally, mini-golf is cool and batting cages are dangerous. Mini golf with Jake was the best time there. A great course and time with him on my own was great. He’s quite a putter, but I don’t know what he’ll do when he hits a real course and sees that he can’t aim for the dinosaur’s mouth. Anyway, we went over to the batting cages and tried my best to not look foolish. I actually did pretty well, but may have pulled whatever muscle I have around the left side of my rib cage. I didn’t think you could pull belly fat.
The day rounded out with a trip to the Valero to reward my son with a big Dr Pepper and reward myself with an awkwardly large beer. Yeah, Steel Reserve! You know that means. Time to hit the arcade. My victim of choice would be Galaga. I kick this game’s butt. As for my son, he loves it too, but his game last approximately 3 seconds. All money well spent to have a great time though.
Best time with my daughter is her sitting on my lap on the balcony near sleep as she watched the volcano go off at the Rainforest Cafe up the street. Huggies and kisses always soften daddy’s heart.
All I know, vacations are not so much for me, but for my kids, which means I’ll be back next year.